An Itch I Can’t Scratch from sqbr on 8tracks.

I made this ages ago but totally forgot about it. Rather cheesy but it was fun to construct :) Cover image by me.

Song list at my dreamwidth

Military Intelligence at AO3 Military Intelligence at Fanfic.net
Fandom: Mass Effect
Info: 886 words, G, no content notes
Characters: EDI (sort of)
Summary: A collection of correspondences relating to the development of an artificial intelligence.

Unexpected drawing time! Stop everything and draw yourself as the last video game character you played as. Go! Now! (Yes right now) [woman dressed as a Pyro from Team Fortress 2]

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Braid! And now the internet knows what I look like.

[A pale woman with short brown hair in a suit holding a large glowing key]

[Me (dumpy pasty white woman with shoulder length curly dark hair) in the light human armour from Mass Effect 1 driving a wheelchair up a steep slope, shouting “Onwards!”]

Since I pilot my new wheelchair with roughly the same skill and patience as Shepard pilots the Mako :) After I started drawing I remembered that I’d since played Glitch, but I opened ME1 for reference which totally counts :D

A girl in a superhero version of 1940s style and an impossible boobs-and-butt pose in front of the the distorted landscape of Esher’s “Print gallery”.

Inspired by Escher Girls and a fascinating talk I went to about this picture: it’s not that these women are drawn unrealistically, it’s just that they’re from a different geometry!

A humanised version of Mordin Solus from Mass Effect based on George Takei. Something about Mordin’s face reminds me of Geroge Takei, though they have slightly different ways of speaking.

Links: The Hero of Ferelden on AO3 Fanfic.net
Info: G, 1734 words, no content notes
Characters: Morrigan, Female Cousland, Alistair, Duncan
Summary: Alistair thought Morrigan wasn’t good enough to be a Grey Warden, did he? Well she’d show him.

A very, very old story I never got around to publishing.

Also, here’s a little Korra & Mai & Katara fic I wrote.

Links: Sex and the Citadel at AO3 Fanfic.net
Info: Teen, 2412 words, no content notes
Relationships: EDI/Joker
Summary: Mass Effect Kink Meme prompt: “Commander, Can I Have Money For A Slinky Dress?” Joker takes EDI shopping for something to help her blend in. Bonus if you work in the above line, extra bonus if she wants a red dress like Six wore in the BSG promos.

The author apologises for the following story containing neither Firefly references nor actual sex, as well as for the reference to the reproductive systems of elcor. This is what happens when I think to myself “It’s a kink meme, just write what comes naturally…”

OK THAT SHOULD BE IT FOR A WHILE

Links: Just This Once on AO3 Fanfic.net
Info: Teen, 3395 words, no content notes
Relationships: Samantha Traynor/Female Shepard
Characters: Female Shepard, Samantha Traynor, James Vega
Summary: Everybody lives. An alternate ending to the “Universal Rules of Motion” series (and the game), by request. Replaces “Action and Reaction”.

Do you all remember when I decided to post fic to this tumblr because I wrote it so rarely that it wouldn’t make much of a difference?

Links: Frames of reference at AO3, Fanfic.net
Info: Teen, 775 words, no content warnings
Relationships: EDI/Joker
Characters: Joker, Kaidan
Summary: Life goes on after the end of Mass Effect 3. Set after the “Universal Laws of Motion” series.

Can’t stop writing EDI/Joker. Please send help.